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sunyisarkirokakepu
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Bal felső, mindág.

orulunkvincent

soha nem teszem nadrágzsebbe

a-lo-nelkuli-aliende1on

jobb alsó

szkennelttucsok

Csak farzseb...

sunyisarkirokakepu

Bal felső

khazaiargos

Bal alsó, a bal zsebemben, illetve eléjön még a pénztárca.
De ez csak a nyugalmi állapot, zenehallgatás esetén a zsinór miatt jobb alsó.
Ha emellé még az idő is rossz (ilyen tizenkevés fok vagy kevesebb, amikor már egy pulcsi a minimum), akkor bal felső, de az már a kabátom vagy pucslim jobb zsebébe megy.

colliefordit
psilopterus

This is it, the best news story (from BBC news):

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miss-edith-cushing

Ok, so here is the croissant that started all this mess:

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When asked about what kind of animal might it be, the woman said: "It's this, oh, what is it called... A lagun!"

The devil works fast, but The Krakow Animal Welfare Society works faster:

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They already made a merchandise with an illustration of the lagun - they posted information about it on Facebook on Tuesday evening and by the Wednesday morning everything was already sold out.

My university professors are so delighted about this story that they are writing tons and tons of limericks, moskaliks and lepiejs (those two last genres are very popular, ridiculous and humorous types of short poems, in last decades popularized by Wisława Szymborska) and posting them on official Facebook pages of our university departments, and I am dying of laughter.

miss-edith-cushing

Important update on the story: owners of cafés and bakeries in Kraków realized that this wonderful idiocy that took over the country could bring them profit and help animals, and started selling croissants labeled as laguns: i.e. Massolit Café & Bakery is sending 10% of income from selling laguns to the Krakow Animal Welfare Society. Thankfully laguns are selling like hotcakes and bakeries don't plan to stop making them, so the story that started and could quickly die as just another seasonal nonsense transformed into a tool for helping small, helpless, vulnerable creatures, far less dangerous than vicious lagun.

injuries-in-dust

This is how cyptids get started.

leseigneurdufeu

but where did the croissant come from? is no one going to question how it ended up in the branches of a tree??

sexy-necromancing-bird

You know,, tree crosant